So I feel like im a pretty easy going person. I have even made it one of my goals to not let things bug me. However, there are some things in life that just really irk me. I mean, this stuff really rubs me the wrong way. Now I think of myself as a sensible person who always has a reason for the things that i feel extreme about. So as to not look like a person who just came up with a list of things to complain about, Im going to tell you why. The following are things that make me want to get trampled by a pack of buffalo:
H2's - the hummer was a sacred vehicle until some idiot decided to make a H2. then things just went downhill. now with the introduction of the H3, their soul is basically damned to hell forever. the H3 is unforgiveable. anyways, they get crappy gas mileage, they dont benefit anyone at anything, they are over priced, and they are ugly. the original hummer was supposed to be ugly. its ugliness was its beauty. but the H2 takes that same idea except tries to dress it up. you cant do that.
Ford Excursions - apparently, ford made these just so they could have the "biggest SUV on the market". what a crock. any idiot who feels like they must have "the biggest SUV on the market" obviously must be compensating for something and needs to be rammed in the face with a hot soldering iron.
The Eagles - i hate this band. any band, full of men, who sings a song that says "when we're hungry, love will keep us alive" is worthy of hating. GO OUT AND GET A JOB LIKE A REAL MAN! what a bunch of pansies. that faggot don henley even backed john kerry. that reason alone would have made me vote for bush. the eagles all sound like women singing except for Joe Walsh who deserves to have the rest of those fags kiss his feet every day for even gracing their presence with his awesomeness. I hate the eagles.
Jamie Foxx - shut up you stupid nigger. just because a bunch of white people thought you pulled off ray charles well doesnt give you the right to go rap everywhere. you are a crappy actor and an even worse rapper.
Trucks ( including but not limited to: ford superduty's, ford excursions, H2's, etc.) that are lifted, have all terrain tires, and "rims" - whats the point? if your gonna get a big truck at least use it right. if you have a superduty, use it to haul lumber and stuff. What, you dont haul lumber or ever drive anymore off road than when you swerve because you spilled your latte? well then dont buy one of them trucks. having a truck like that and not using it is pointless in the first place but then when people get them and put fancy rims on there it just makes them look stupid. i cant go on....it pains me too much.
so if anyone actually reads this, im not racist. i just hate hip hop culture and the crap it has spawned. the eagles just plain suck. me and the dude concurr.
chris | 
